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I have a new wallet. Do chicks have wallets? Or should I be calling it a purse?
I love my new wallet. Not in a weird I want to marry it kind of way, it just makes me happy whenever I use it. Is that odd? Anyway, it looks like a normal black wallet from the outside:

but the inside is pretty colours and it has a little elephant stamped in the leather. My boss told me not to open it near any lesbians, because they might get the wrong idea. I think it’s cute though:


If only all functional things were so cool.